Bob Hope jokes

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.