
Bob Hope jokes
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.