Bob Hope jokes

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.