Gay Jokes jokes

Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?

Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.

Don't do gay jokes, come on guys.

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.