i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
what is cold and alone a orphins parent
What is old cold and alone A orphans parents
Do you want to hear a cold joke ? Can't It warmed
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do a bee from America called?.........a USB
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
