Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Hi! Could I join?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
