What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
What do you call a club that owls go to? Hooters
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.
At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
