Silver Lining jokes
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Every moon has a silver lining.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!