Silver Lining jokes
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
Every moon has a silver lining.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.