Clergy jokes
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
Priest
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."