A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
if priests were on twitter they would tweet "he's a 10 but he's 10".
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
Priest
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
