What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.
The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"
What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
Q - What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
What do McDonald's and priests have in common... They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since
a catholic priest
