Clergy

Clergy Jokes

Priest

Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.

Priest

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

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  • Priest

    What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.

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  • Priest

    What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

    They both came in a little behind.

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  • Priest

    What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

    One is Catholic.

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  • Priest

    What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.

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  • Church

    The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

    Exorcism

    What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

    Priest

    Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.

    Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."

    Priest

    What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?

    A Catholic priest.

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  • Priest

    What does a priest hold on to when having sex?

    He holds on to the schoolbag.

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  • Orphan

    What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?

    Father Les.

    Baptism

    Why was baptism invented?

    How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

    Priest

    A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.

    Priest

    What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.