Clergy jokes
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Priests are priests.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.
The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.