Clergy jokes
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 馃ぃ
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
What鈥檚 the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.