Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les
Priest
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
if priests were on twitter they would tweet "he's a 10 but he's 10".
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
