Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les
priest
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
if priests were on twitter they would tweet "he's a 10 but he's 10".
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
