Clergy

Clergy Jokes

A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".

Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”

A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"

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I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?

What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.

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