Clergy jokes
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Priest
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.