I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates? If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Everyone in my class: I can't wait until have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job My friends: What's your dream job? Me: I'm going to die young :))
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus so he asks his class, “where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “how do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bang on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?”
Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours
You can't lose kahoot if you Kashoot the class first
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
people say I should be proud of my autism but truth be told I'm only in it for the help in class
Why was the asian late to class
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!
There's is this cute russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka
when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket
