City

City Jokes

New York City

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

Bomb

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

League

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

Ground Zero

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Dog

I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.

He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.

Terrorist

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

Place

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Building

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.