Time to go to New York to visit the twin towers.
They’re already getting closer
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
What time when the terrorist get to new york city? 9:11am
Why can't New your city play chess???
Because they lost 2 towers
Scoucer at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer by what time is it mate? American replys thats a mad accent were are you from ? Scoucer says liverpool american oh what state is that in? Scoucer looks around and says about the same state as this mate but what time is it?
what is the only place fat people live? obi-city
What does Godzilla eat for dinner * the dinner *
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
Why did Joe Bidden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world
the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard
Why go across town when u can go across the hall?
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. 🤣
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡
Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek
