Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
dad: hey son do you like Christmas? 12 year old me: yeah! dad: well how would you feel about two me: what?
You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because their Santa's STARBUCKS!
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
Guess what sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
