How did the tree get sick
It got tinsel-itis
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
You mama so old. Her first christmas was the first christmas
if your parents ever accuse you of lying....... Say "your the one who told me about Santa Claus"
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.