Chris jokes
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)