Chris

Chris Jokes

Wife

What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?

"I woke up Chris Breezy."

Rihanna

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

Cheater

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

Santa

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Thor

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Hairline

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Orphan

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Kid

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

Bedroom

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

Chris Hansen

Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

Chris Rock

Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.

Yeet

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)