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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

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  • Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.