I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Chocolates Jokes
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
