China

China Jokes

Stereotype

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.

Son

What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.

Balloon

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Abortion

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

Food

I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.

Dog

Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

They didn't because they ate it.

Paul Walker

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Literal Interpretation

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

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  • Plane Crash

    Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

    Sum Ting Wong.

    Wei Toh Low.

    Ho Lee Fuk.

    Ban Din Ouch.

    War

    I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

    Trump

    What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?

    "It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"

    Dog

    When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"

    Train

    What's the difference between China and New York City?

    In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.