some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
China servers are up on fortnite yea check by there. “China getting this dick in your mouth 😂
China is a place, I once went to Buckingham palace
IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Landing on it's feet won't help a cat in China...
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Everything is made in China, except babies... they are made in Vachina.
I went to China and said I have a big cock so they thought I said they look like a cock then I realised I said it in English
What Is China's favorite restaurant
The Pet Store
When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.
Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog? I don't know.. I'm from China.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
