China jokes
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
China. There. :)
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.