China as fake as bitches with plastic surgery and talk bout body positivity
have you heard of china... china fit this dick in your mouth
Have you ever heard about the new virus in china it called hupun.hupunDEEZ NUTS!!
Why can't a orphan play baseball in China?. They can't find home plate
why are there no guns in China? They might do some ting Wong!
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
The CCP should be pleased, Covid is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
Your forehead so big, Jupiters moons look up to it. If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy. Your forehead so big, its the main foundation for the wall of China. Your forehead so big, it makes up half of the Milky Ways mass. Your forehead the reason why the Earth still spins.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Why cant the chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats
Last night I had the strangest dream !
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
Why are there not that much phones in China? Because there’s too much wing and Wongs so they will wing the wong number
In China just when you think you know everything....then boooom. A gay chicken....hahahaha
yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great wall of China.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe
