China jokes
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
China.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"