"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.