Childhood jokes
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.