Childhood jokes
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.