Childhood jokes
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Little Johnny walked in on his mom in the shower and said, "What's that on your chest, Mom?" Mom said, "Those are my headlights." Johnny: "Oh. What's that in between your legs, Mom?" Mom: "Oh, that's my bush." Johnny: "Oh, OK." Next, he walked in on his dad in the shower. He said, "Dad, what's that in between your legs?" Dad: "Oh, that's my snake." Johnny: "Oh, OK." That night, little Johnny walks in on his parents going at it and said, "Mom, turn on his headlights, there's a snake going in your bush!"
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.