Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
