Childhood jokes
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.