An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Childhood Jokes
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
