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How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."

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    • What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

    What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

    If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

    If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

    If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

    If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.

    If you kill someone, that's murder.

    If you kill a family member, that's still murder.

    If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."

    How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

    By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.

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    • Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

    Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

    Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

    What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

    I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

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    • what did the pedophile say to the kid?

    "Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

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