Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
