Child Abuse jokes
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
"Hee hee touched me."
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.