What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Child Abuse Jokes
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
"Hee hee touched me."
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
