Child Abuse jokes
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
"Hee hee touched me."
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.