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Pizza

3 months ago
A close-up shot of a cheese pizza inside a pizza box, covered with many dark, circular holes resembling bullet holes. The text above reads: "Papa John's just introduced its Chicago style pizza."
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    1 year ago
    1) buy a lobster [deleted] by My friend is in forensics and works on crime scenes. They find a woman laying on the bathroom floor with a head wound and live baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt residue. After 3 days of investigation, they figured out what happened. Long story short, she bought a lobster from the market. In the market, they feed the lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This woman brings the lobster home, inserts the lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter and puts the flame towards the lobster's head, so the lobster will frantically start shaking his tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from burning his head too long, the lobster, being dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This woman then goes to pee and sees live baby shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks out, falls, and cracks her head open on the bathtub and dies. it happened in Chicago in 2001 ? --- 14 1) wait for horny Chicago 2001 "Lobster Love" Incident
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    • Jail

    1 year ago
    A car window decal shows three stick figures in jail, then a female stick figure and nine small stick figures indicating a family.
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    • Car

    2 years ago

    this my dad car

    A red sport car is on display. The brand "Chicago Motor Cars" is visible in the top area.
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    Animal

    7 years ago

    3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

    Answer: Chi-ca-go

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    • Breath

    6 years ago

    Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!

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    • Mama

    6 months ago

    Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

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