Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Cheetah Jokes
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Porn.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why are cheetahs the best animals?
The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour.
A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds.
Cheetahs are extremely fast; however, they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue.
Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms.
One way to always recognize a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines,” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances.
Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs.
While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day.
A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away.
Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision.
With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight.
Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
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Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
