Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What do cheetahs do when they get a test?
They cheat!!!
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
