Cheetah jokes
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
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Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Travis has baby hands.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
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it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."