Cheetah

Cheetah Jokes

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People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!

Lion

Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.

Test

What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?

"Cheetah, cheetah!"

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  • Way

    Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.

    Cat

    Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?

    He was a cheetah.

    Furry

    I dated a furry once.

    The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

    Poker

    Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

    'Cause he was a cheetah.

    Poker

    Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

    Cat

    This is how big cats were named.

    "I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

    "Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

    Poker

    I got kicked outta the poker game.

    They said I was a little cheetah.

    Spot

    Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?

    Because they don't have them on the inside.