Cheetah jokes
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What do cheetahs do when they get a test?
They cheat!!!
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!