
Cheetah jokes
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Vaseline
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Why are cheetahs the best animals?
The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour.
A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds.
Cheetahs are extremely fast; however, they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue.
Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms.
One way to always recognize a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines,” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances.
Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs.
While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day.
A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away.
Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision.
With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight.
Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
You guys are crazy!
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!