Cheetah Jokes

jenson

why did the cheetah go to school to be a cheetah.

Isabella unicornrainbows

What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?

Cheetah cheetah!

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Anonymous

why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow

lily
in Animal

why do cheetahs never get an A+on a test-they always cheetah

calebpashby

why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.

Animal
in Puns

Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs

TomSawyer

Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.

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Gwen
in Funny

Ppl pls check out Tenya’s jokes. girl. love. cheetah. blue jokes!

irony house

why are cheetahs the best animals? The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour. A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds. Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue. Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms. One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances. Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs. While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day. A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away. Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision. With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight. Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.

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EIGHTLOVESTIKTOKLOL

What animal can’t you trust with your homework?

A: A cheet dah!

Anonymous

why can’t cheetahs play any games

because they’re cheetahs

taraneh
in Animal

what do cheetahs do when they get a test? they cheat!!!

oof bad jokes im bad

what is cheetah favourite taste to run fast? cheetah outta here

Elijah Oliver

Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because they were too many Cheetahs Zingo

Sadeel Abukhader

What is the cheetah’s favorite candy? Cheetos.

Anonymous

why can’t you play with a cheetah?

Because they are cheat-ahs

Anonymous

what did the Cheetah say to the Lion?

Im a Cheetah

frostycheetah

what do cheetahs say cheeseah