Cheetah jokes
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
You guys are crazy!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Sex.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Travis has baby hands.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Porn.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.