Cheetah jokes
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Suck my cheetah.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
"Me so cutie right?"
Vaseline
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
Theyโre cheetahs!
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Travis has baby hands.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Why donโt you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
bnb dcnb cbf
I'm a turd.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.