Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Cheetah Jokes
Suck my cheetah.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
"Me so cutie right?"
Vaseline
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
Theyโre cheetahs!
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Travis has baby hands.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Why donโt you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
bnb dcnb cbf
I'm a turd.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
