Cheetah jokes
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.