Cheetah

Cheetah Jokes

Everyone

Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?

Because he cheated at everything!

School

Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.

Card

Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?

'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.

Panther

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

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  • Test

    Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!

    Test

    Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?

    Because it always cheated.

    Race

    I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

    Race

    How does the cheetah do in every race?

    It’s always a cheetah.

    Animal

    Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?

    Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!

    Mother

    What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

    "Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"