Cheetah jokes
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
I like penguins.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
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What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?