Cheetah jokes
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
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What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"