Cheek Jokes

What did one Cheek say to the over cheek. It is a squash in here

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife. You pasted between his ass cheeks...

In prison they called me sweet cheeks

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE

What do you call an ass on a beach?

SANDY CHEEKS

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?

sometimes i look around and all i see is 2 fat cheeks in my face and say 2 mushy apples

Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.

Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me

What did the left butt cheek say to the right?

Trump 2020

What’s a booty’s favorite game?

Hide and CHEEK

Why don't butts get along?

Because they can't stand each other's CHEEK

What do you call a booty that’s always negative?

A PESSIMIST-CHEEK

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. so when i was little, i met this girl. her name was Leah. we were besties for a while until i turned 13. then i asked if she wanted to date me. she said yes! but one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. i was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky? It's between cheeks at the moment.

What did the but cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of choochie man comes out