Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What did one Cheek say to the over cheek. It is a squash in here
In prison they called me sweet cheeks
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife. You pasted between his ass cheeks...
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
