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Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

Pork Chopped!

Hah, got 'em (I guess)!

My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

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  • Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

    'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

    Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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    Subscribe to PewDiePie at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw 56.

    Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

    Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).

    What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

    "Rust in pieces!"

    This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA

    Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.

    1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

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