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Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

Pork Chopped!

Hah, got 'em (I guess)!

My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

Credit To: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTdZUCSiqNBBWzF398ab09Q

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Credit To: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTdZUCSiqNBBWzF398ab09Q

Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.

1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

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