Channel jokes
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
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Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
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What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
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Alia’s YouTube channel.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
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