imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
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At weddings, old people tell kids "you're next". At funerals, little kids tell old people "you're next".
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why do brides wear white?
So the match the kitchen appliances
Which is the worst place to sit at inna wedding ? Between 2 buttcheeks
A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”
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