You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says you’re next When we attend aFuneral, I say you’re next
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why can’t orphans be married
Because they won’t have their parents blessings
Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️
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What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
