Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
When you are chilling in the world trade center and then you suddenly get airplane wifi
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.