Center jokes
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Look, it's the dead center of town!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.