Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Look, it's the dead center of town!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
