New Center Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

When you are chilling in the world trade center and then you suddenly get airplane wifi

I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.

If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center

Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.

Look, it’s the dead center of town!

What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?

The cops had to comb through the area.

What do you call sex in the world trade center?

An inside job.

What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?

Two Large Plaines

I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?" to which he responded "No". So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".

So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming"

I know, it's an awful joke.

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

me: says to kid at adoption center you adopted me and kid: hug

thought this sight needed a little bit of nice jokes

Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...