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Center Jokes
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!