you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
You know, people allways tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the world trade center that? 🤔
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho
When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
Why was the tower of Pisa was leaning
They had better reflexes then the trading center
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
When they said Titanic was "Unsinkable", then they said, "The World Trade Centers was UnCollapable."
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
people say towers can't move, apparently, nobody told that to the trade centers.
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center
Left, center,right and apolitical also skeptical are also a joke.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it’s a market for pedafiles
WELCOME TO THE FAST FOOD DIVORCE CENTER WHERE YESTERDAYS LIES ARE TODAYS FRIES
