What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? ๐ค
Once youโve seen a shopping center, youโve seen a mall.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
