Center

Center jokes

World Trade Center

    • "What's the wifi password?"

    "121i362"

    "It's not working."

    "What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

    "The United Airline."

    "We're in the World Trade Center, though."

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    • Orphan

    • Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?

    They have no one to call "daddy."

    Dad

    • When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

    That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

    Lie clock

    • A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.

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    • 9/11

    • Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

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    • Scale

    • On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

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