Celebrity

Celebrity Jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Whale

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

Flavor

What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."

Tree

Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.

Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.

Tree

Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?

Answer: The tree.

Phrase

What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"

Orphan

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

Head

What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?

His head and shoulders.

Food

What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?

The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.

Orphan

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

Guy

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

Couple

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.