Some say under his helmet, is another smaller helmet and under that is another helmet and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' ššš
will smiths slap was like 9/11. it came in unexpectedly and will go down in history
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming āIām Wei Tu Yungā like I was supposed to know the name.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? Itās because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What are Michael Jackson Ģs Pronouns ? He He
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways thatās how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
why did Paul walker died because he crashed a car in a tree
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans."
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of š
