What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
Celebrity Jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
I am Paul Walker.
