I HATE GREEN BEANS I LIKE CARROTS. I LIKE CARROTS I LIKE CARROTS AND MY DADDYS THE TOOTH FARRY TOOTH FAIRY TOOTH FARRY OOT OOT OOT OOT OOT
Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."
What does a rich person eat? 24 Karats/Carrots!
What’s the hardest part of vegetable——- the wheel
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot? -Lettuce be friends
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so...
Carrots????
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is an orange cucumber........ A carrot duh
What’s a green cucumber....... A carrot
What did the tiger say to the bunny? Nice to meat u!
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) 1. I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted). 2. I gatherd some slapies. 3. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.
4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye's cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! 5. I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What is bugs bunny favorite desert chocolate carrots balls.
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
