What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Carpet Jokes
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
