Care jokes

Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?

Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........

Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.

The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

Be careful around fire, plastic melts.

Do you know why orphans don't have parents?

Because no one raised you.

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

What is an orphan versus orphan competition?

Who will get adopted first?

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

When people ask my age, this is what I do.

“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

What is a Care Bear's favorite job?

Take care of bears.

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because their parents aren't there to watch them!

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

"Chairing is caring, folks!"

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere...

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.