Care jokes

Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?

Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........

Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.

The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.

Be careful around fire, plastic melts.

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Do you know why orphans don't have parents?

Because no one raised you.

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

What is an orphan versus orphan competition?

Who will get adopted first?

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere...

"Chairing is caring, folks!"

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because their parents aren't there to watch them!

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!