Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?
Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
