Care jokes
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
so true
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."