Care jokes

I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

smart

kind

sweet

caring

loving

mature

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?

Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........

Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.

The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.

What is an orphan versus orphan competition?

Who will get adopted first?

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

Be careful around fire, plastic melts.

Do you know why orphans don't have parents?

Because no one raised you.

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

What is a Care Bear's favorite job?

Take care of bears.

When people ask my age, this is what I do.

“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?

Everywhere...

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."