Car crash jokes
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
When you've crashed into a car, but it wasn't just any car...it was John Wicks car.
Community talk
My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more
Brandon Hartman Jr. died unexpectedly in a car crash on Saturday 9/22. Please grieve for him.
For anyone wondering Ethan got in a car crash last night so I’m probably gonna be on more because he didn’t want to miss out on anything