Car crash jokes

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

What is the world's strongest material?

The tree that Paul Walker hit.

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*

My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.

She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.

The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

The parents used to hit him.

His parents got into a car crash and died.

He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.

As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"

Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?

Answer: The tree.

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.

"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!