Cant jokes
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."