Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.