Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!