Cant jokes

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because there is nobody to call "daddy."

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?

He made a hit and run!

Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because it’s a family company.

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

Why do orphans hate cricket?

Because they can't get a "homerun."

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can never hit a homerun.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."

Why can't orphans go to movies?

There PG-13 movies.

Why can't orphans steal bases?

Because they can't find home.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home base.

Why can’t orphans play baseball??

Because they can’t find their way to home plate.