Cant jokes
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Reasons
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
One dark stormy night when I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee. Half asleep, I walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door, I felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically, and the ghostly sound stopped. Terrified, I did what I had to and went back to bed.
The next 3 nights, the same thing happened, and finally, I decided I had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up, I went into my parents' room and woke my mom up and said, "You have to come with me and see this, it's really important." Half asleep, she murmured, "Oh, what is it? Can't it wait until the morning?" I pleaded, "No, you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost. When I go in the middle of the night, I can hear a ghost sound. Then when I open the door, I feel the cold as it swoops through me, and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "Oh, so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.