Cant jokes

Why can't orphans smoke?

They don't have parents ._.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't run home.

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?

He made a hit and run!

Why can’t the baby cross the road?

Walls.

Why can't an orphan go to school?

They have no one to sign the parent signature.