Cant jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...