Cant jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray.
One, two
It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"