Cant jokes
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.