Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."
Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."
And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.