Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
I can't think of any jokes.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.