Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.