Cant jokes
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."
The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.