Cant jokes

Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.

So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.

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    • What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

    Suck a big dick.

    What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

    Give a blowjob.

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    • What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

    Perform fellatio.

    What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?

    A black eye.

    If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

    But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

    Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

    You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

    And your IQ is 5.

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    • Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.

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    • Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

    Because they don't have a family to go with.