Cant jokes
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!