Cant jokes
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.