Cant jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.